Woman only have trouble parking because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.

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And men are good at it because we always know we will fit it in when you tell us it won’t :D

Omg lol I died.

(via creepyassfuck)

I want a Tumblr best friend*. Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I’d like to.

Sounds dirty ;)

(via pinkpiratekitten)

A random woman comes up to me out of the blue to be spiteful. Woman: damn you’re pale. Me: damn you’re ugly.

Story of the day.

Batman: The Brave and the Bold, 2.20

ROFL! Yes, yes it does batman 8D

(via twinfools)

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